shortcake bigtop

pretty much the same as a strawberry shortcake, except you're wearing a clown suit while you do it.

"i still had the clownsuit for a few hours after my kid's party, so i took wifey upstairs and pulled the shortcake bigtop."

by bad korea March 24, 2009

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Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

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Short Jeffy

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.

Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.

by Greekoh January 5, 2009

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Shorthauler

a person that lives an international lifestyle, travelling around countries, close to each other (e.g. Europe) mainly for business via short-haul flights.

Frank is a real shorthauler. I discover that sushi restaurant while shorthauling between Helsinki and Stockholm.

by Scipione February 28, 2010

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short for (short refinance). This is a term used for when a homeowner asks an investor/Lender to buy their Existing Mortgage Note from their current Lender at the current home value and make payments to the new Investor/Lender now with a lower Mortgage Principal Balance.

Joe Homeowner owed $500,000 on his home and decided to do a shortfi. The new Lender bought the Mortgage note from Joe's Lender for the amount of $200,000. Now Joe pays payments to the new Lender based off the $200,000 Loan Amount and saved $300,000.

by Home Solutions Network July 26, 2010

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