Scilf

Acronym: Small child I'd like to Fuck. A person of years 16 or younger that is quite obviously still tight. See also jailbait.

Users Tip: Nickelodeon TV shows are a goldmine for Scilfs.

"Wow have you seen the new Hannah Montanah Mylie Ray Cyrus she is such a scilf"

by Claw Crew May 24, 2008

coke and a smile

Whack slang coined by Bizzle (of LG) purportedly describing his 'game' whilst out clubbing. Now peep this, Bizzle doesn't drink, so his 'game' is to hold a glass of coke, and with a cheesy grin (and gift of the gab) attempts to coax the ladies. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's A-B-C slang of the finest order, which has hopefully been put to bed (R.I.P), because it sux!!!

Caveat: Bizzle does actually have 'game', it's the slang that's weak!!!

Freezee: What's the deal for tonight?

Bizzle: Nothin', mayne, hit the club - usual antics.

Freezee: Are you shacking (drinking)?

Bizzle: At'all (No), I'll be there with a coke and a smile.

Freezee: Bloody 'ell!

by fem grizzly October 27, 2006

Smiff

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.

"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"

by Goat 213 September 19, 2003

smelf

(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o.

smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.

(smell + self)

I thought I was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.

I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink.

by baubo September 22, 2009

Rainbow Smile

A euphemism for throwing up.

Dude, this kid in my class got sick and totally rainbow smiled alllll over the room. He couldn't even make it to the bathroom!

by El Chin Chon February 6, 2009

smile job

A blow job from a woman with a very large gap between her front two teeth. Also known as "falling into the gap"

"That bitch in the alley has large buck teeth that a smile job from her just ain't worth it!"

by Adrienne Levy and Sy Islam January 2, 2008

smile-smile situation

A situation in which two people both find themselves smiling at something said from one to the other.

Similar to a win-win situation.

Girl: You're cute
Boy: No you're cute
Girl: ahh that made me smile
Boy: that made me smile too
Girl: looks like we found ourselves in a smile-smile situation

by maeee. April 13, 2011