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Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018
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Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020
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Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.
by InsincereApology August 1, 2016
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Ref slide

When a referee quickly slides into position, usually on their feet, knees, or stomach, to get a close view of the action.

It’s seen in combat sports like MMA and amateur wrestling but can happen in many sports. In pro wrestling, especially WWE, it’s often exaggerated for dramatic or comedic effect. The move itself is genuine, sometimes incidental, and happens across different sports. In short, a ref slide is when any referee slides in to watch action during their duties.
The referee did a quick ref slide to get a better look at the fighters’ positions.
by XDefineThingsX May 18, 2025
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Sliding

Sliding can be defined as investing in cryptocurrencies while under the influence (Ex: Alcohol, Weed, Shrooms, etc).
Hey, heard you were sliding at work yesterday, how much money did you make/lose?

Do you usually make more money while sliding?
by cano vela October 31, 2021
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Sewer Sliding

When you start at the ass and go down
by BongZ November 20, 2024
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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
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