NHL
player (Washington Caps).
Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive
player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small
furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike
Green: My
name is Mike Lambor-
Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?
Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm