monkey punch 

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

monkey punch by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006

monkey suit

Any set of all black clothing worn when a covert or illegal/illicit activity is about to or is taking place to hide one's identity or to advoid detection while moving at night.

"We gone put on our monkey suits and be waitin right in yo bushes"-Plies

monkey suit by west-hel August 19, 2008

monkey goo 

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

monkey goo by eda-skip July 29, 2022

monkey poop 

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

monkey poop by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003

monkey penis 

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

monkey penis by teh0gre February 28, 2006

Monkey Wrench 

Where a girl girl pulls your junk between your legs a blows you from behind.

Man she gave me a monkey wrench lastnite!

Monkey Wrench by icemann79 July 3, 2011

Monkey Bar 

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

Monkey Bar by KatieKakes July 29, 2009