6 definitions by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho

monkey punch

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003

weed

doobage, bud, herb, left-handed ciggarette, wacky tobacky, pot, smoke, gonga, reefer, the 11th special herb in KFC's recipe, green, dank, you get the picture.

Hit that weed and pass it to the left! Puff, puff, give, damnit!

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

government employee

in fact I don't do dick all day, I'm busy typing this shit in urban dictionary when I should be working, (I mean taking a coffee break, smoke break, etc.

Man is it time to go home yet, my ass is getting soar from sitting here all day.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

government employees

n. someone who wakes up in the morning and has to decide whether or not they want to call in sick. If they don't they show up in time for coffee break, smoke break, pre-lunch break, lunch break, after lunch break, another smoke break, and then wash their hands in time to go home. In other words they are lesbians (someone who doesn't do DICK)

the word work is a place where you go during the day to do your job and collect your money. A government employee goes to work to socialize with friends and talk about what they are going to do when the buzzer goes off to leave.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

addadictome

n 1. a surgical procedure when a woman gets a sex change

hey, i think I want to be a man, I will go get an addadictome.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

tea bag

(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.

Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003