beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.

- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.

by harvaldz November 18, 2015

Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 1, 2022

Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Paper penis

Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.

Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"

by SangitEde September 9, 2014

penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006