Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.

I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.

Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park

by Tazwint March 31, 2022

Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.

Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?

by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon

Jorble-Ham Phenomenon is when someone associates a thing/event with something that derived from it (or appears to be related by coincidence) because they saw the latter first.

“This is my pet dog, Mario.”
“Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
“Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”

by therealtricheal July 31, 2023

chip chop ham

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin

"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."

by jlover January 5, 2010

dipping my ham in the blu cheese

having intercourse with a woman while she has a yeast infection

i had sex with lisa last night and found out later i was dipping my ham in the blu cheese!

by minktown May 14, 2011

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.

Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012