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The Gift That Keeps on Giving

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
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Griffin

(Dialect- Mid-Atlantic) Verb; 1) To leave a half-finished beer on a shelf or table and then to open another one. 2) To open another beer without finishing the last one. (Usually at a party, usually at someone else's house)

Adj; Describes a half-finished beer forgotten and left sitting on a shelf or table, usually at someone else's house.
Dude- who griffined this beer?

The next moring my house was full of cigarette butts and griffined beers.
by Dr.Grinch October 9, 2012
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Grace Griffin

Grace griffin where do I start!!!😳😳😳😳

1) Grace is a slut
2) She will do it with anyone she meets
3) She acts like she's the sexiest thing but really she's just a pornstar in middle school
Hey did you have fun last night Tyler?? " Yeah grace griffin slept in me!"
by Grace ;P November 14, 2015
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Grif-Grif

A word given to an individual with cabbage patch kid-like qualities. Grif-Grifs are often characterized by rosy cheeks and a high pitched shrill voice. Such individuals are usually female, and have demonstrated an innate attraction towards inquisitive robot-loving young men. Grif-Grifs are prone to agression when one questions their intelligence. One should should exercise extreme caution when doing so, unless they are simply trying to piss the grif-grif off.
The Grif-Grif said to the young male, "Hey Adlai, you wanna do it?"
by shadomquia April 4, 2008
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Grift0r

elite CS and WC3 (vanilla, he is waiting for the full version to come out) player. Commonly found idling in clandie on ETG or saying "HAX MUNE GIBSON OMGOMG AZNGOSU STYLES!!!!!!" or something similar
man grift0r is SUPER NEO APLHA GIBSON HAX0R WOWOWOWOW KEKEKEKEKEEKE LAH!!!
by DiE.h3@ven53nt March 15, 2003
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Griffin Castillo

The name of a character on the soap opera, "All My Children", portrayed by one of TV's worst actors, Jordi Vilasuso.

This (not so) skilled actor received an EMMY for his previous work on screen…It is totally baffling, as to how he achieved this? Given his acting repertoire as now currently presented on screen.

His Neanderthal image stirs many feelings in the grown women mainly that of an unclean, flea infested Ape.
Yet he is the New Messier? Amongst the people, for the people of Pine Valley?

His healing hands touch ALL, (and often roughly) he is their unshaven HERO? With coal dust, sadly trying to imitate a beard.

His chest is, as inflated as his head. (And his butt) Which amongst many has earned him the nickname, "GriffMOOBS” but sadly his chest goes without support; but he soldiers on; sometimes in the same shirt for a week? (Phew!!)
His skills as a Doctor are truly immense. Given two fingers, he can bandage them together, completely unaided and without verbal direction via a telephone link!! Awesome. LOL…
We are told over and over and over again that Griffin Castillo saves lives....We haven't seen him save ONE on his own!'...Telling us he's a hero, does not make him one.

What will All My Children be like without him?
Less contrived, with less forced story lines;

AND HEEPS MORE VIEWERS…YAY!!!
Griffin Castillo Neanderthal Ape GriffMOOBS Arrogant - A$$ole
by tkfanalways June 14, 2011
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griffin

Griffin: expletive of the adjective form. Originated by the reversal of the "F" and "G" sounds in "friggin," which is itself derived from "fricking," a tamed version of "fucking."

Some etymologists have contended that the origins of the term "griffin" allow for the noun/verb form of "griff" (as in, 'I will griff the griff outta you for this grievous offense!') to be used. Those etymologists have been informed that such usage would sound stupid.
"Dude, your mom is griffin hot!"
"No, don't put that in all of my holes, you griffin idiot!"
"My griffin boss made me work late, that's why I missed the conception of our child."

fucking fricking fuck damn friggin
by Hubris-Man September 6, 2011
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