Grif-Grif 

A word given to an individual with cabbage patch kid-like qualities. Grif-Grifs are often characterized by rosy cheeks and a high pitched shrill voice. Such individuals are usually female, and have demonstrated an innate attraction towards inquisitive robot-loving young men. Grif-Grifs are prone to agression when one questions their intelligence. One should should exercise extreme caution when doing so, unless they are simply trying to piss the grif-grif off.

The Grif-Grif said to the young male, "Hey Adlai, you wanna do it?"

Grif-Grif by shadomquia April 4, 2008

grif 

1. Character from the popular webseries, Red Versus Blue, at www.redvsblue.com. Is in the Red Army, and is ridiculed and ostracized by the other members in his squad. Full name is Dexter Grif.
2. My UD SN

Grif is my favorite character from red versus blue. Watch it at www.redvsblue.com.

grif by Grif July 5, 2004

Grif moment

When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.

Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment

Grif moment by Bro_om February 17, 2020

grif-griefer

Someone who spends their time in a multiplayer video game intentionally ruining enjoyment for players that are too bad/incompetent/retarded to properly defend themselves.

Did you see that grif-griefer over there? I bet he lives in his mom’s basement.

grif-griefer by Fuzzy_OwO November 29, 2021

grif and bob 

Grif is so fine.And hung like a horse.

like a stallion horse, i tell u.............................................................................. ah ha ha ha,Yeah Right

grif and bob by unsatisfied April 9, 2004

Grif 

verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.

Synonyms: Grift

*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.

"Be right back guys, gotta go pull a grif."

Grif by Candi Apple June 29, 2009

Grif 

Someone who is not comfortable defining themselves as either male or female; an androgynous person; Usaully queer though not always.

Is that a boy or a girl?
Neither, it's a grif.

Grif by N/A January 27, 2005