Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

front dip

to leave quick or to get out of a situation

" man after that chick found out i fucked her sister i was on the front dip "

by getty513 April 18, 2010

Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday

Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.

by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011

frontburner

used in the phrase ‘on the frontburner’ to denote a process that is being pushed forward. Antonym of ‘on the backburner’.

The proposal, after being on the backburner for years, has now been on the frontburner.

by uttam maharjan August 26, 2012