dead weight 

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

dead weight by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

Dead End 

A really cool skateboard company ;)

Bro, did you see Dead End’s new piece? It’s the best!

Dead End by hahalobbedbro June 1, 2019

DEAD ASS 

When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around

Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..

DEAD ASS by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020

dead beat dad 

A loosly coined phrase in an attempt to cast all blame on the divorce, kids problems, ex white trash...I mean wifes problems, etc. Of course the ex never had anything to do with any of the marriage problems. Was put through school by the "dead beat dad" and forgot what she ate or wiped her ass with while she was doing it. The phrase is used in place of "your dad" or "your father" when addressing the children. This is an attempt to cast away all blame on "Mom of the year" and cast all misfortune on "The dead beat dad". Using laws written in the 1920's and 1930's, perfect moms are able to go to court, get a sizable portion of "dead beat dads" paycheck, give him the honor of being able to see his kids every other weekend, or at the last minute when mama's "going out", then re-enforce to the kids with cute little comments like, "Too bad your dad wont spend more time with you", or "I know, I know. Your dad never has any money". This along with many other factors leaves the child with the impression that almighty mom is perfect and dead beat dad, is just that, a dead beat. I mean really, how hard is it to program a 3 year old when you have them 90% of the time and 15 years to work on them. As time progresses, mom of the year usually ends up being 45 years old, looking like hammered dog shit, 6 kids from 3 different dads (all of course are dead beats). She is drunk by 10am on scotch, but thats ok because she has a nice business that she should really incorporate, because all the checks comming in between child support and alimony is a pain in the ass to keep track of. Of course all her problems are associated with the ex's, kids are hooked on drugs, daily gang bangs, and drink like fishes, but hey, they learned from the best huh?! As her tax writeoffs...I mean income producers...I mean kids get older, this is all they know, so the cycle repeats itself. Of course its all the dead beat dads fault, because the "sorry bastard" never spent time with his kids, and if he wanted to see them more he should have fought in court for the right!

Kid#1 Hey pal, why dont you ever talk about your dad?
Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad and he only wants to see me every now and then.
Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?
Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.
Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?
Kid#2 Yea
Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.
Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?

dead beat dad by Mr. Response February 15, 2006

Dead Birds 

Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.

Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...

Dead Birds by Jess Martinez October 11, 2006

dead toenail babies 

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion

Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there

dead toenail babies by Super Joe The Frenchy looking guy May 17, 2008

Dead Seal Crawl 

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

Dead Seal Crawl by Xx.xX June 18, 2008