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the college experience

Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.
My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame the college experience.

smith college

Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is the largest women's college in the United States. It is a private, non-denominational liberal arts college and one of the Seven Sisters. Smith is also a member of the Five Colleges consortium, which allows its students to attend classes at four other Pioneer Valley institutions: Mount Holyoke College, Amherst College, Hampshire College, and the University of Massachusetts Amherst.

Notable Facts:
Kurt Vonnegut and Sylva Plath were part of the faculty at Smith College.
Smith College is the first and only women's college in the United States to grant its own undergraduate degrees in engineering.
Smith has an endowment of over one billion dollars.

Notable alumnae:
Harriet Boyd-Hawes
Otelia Cromwell
Margaret Mitchell
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Julia McWilliams Child
Madeleine L'Engle
Betty Friedan
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Sylvia Plath
Gloria Steinem
Mary McPherson
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tammy Baldwin
smith college by poopieshit July 17, 2006

Cabrini College

A small Catholic university on the West Side of Radnor Township. The school is dominated by a group of trolls. The Lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. The college is highlighted by its athletic building "The Dixon Center". The Dixon Center has an olympic sized swimming pool where champions train. The guys at Cabrini College are all very catholic and usually stray away from girls. The girls are very easy by anyones standards. Uggs are popular among the female population. Marijuana is a popular remedy among the students to combat the migraine headaches that the heavy workload that classes give students. John Cusack applied to Cabrini in 1978.
Bro 1: Does that girl go to Cabrini?
Bro 2: No I didn't bang her yet.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cabrini College?
Person 2: Yea, their Lacrosse team owns!
Cabrini College by Malakai22 January 28, 2010

The College Of St. Catherine

A Catholic, Liberal Arts, Women's College located in the Highland Park area of St Paul, Minnesota. The college was established in 1905 and has since developed into largest and most comprehensive Catholic college for women in the nation.
The College's alumni have soaring rates of moving onto graduate and professional programs and have a reputation for achieving positions management and leadership in their careers and communities.
Your Boss: "Give her the promotion, she went to The College Of St. Catherine"

Guy 1: "Check her out. She's brilliant, beautiful, and has a kick ass career."
Guy 2: "She must be a Katie"

Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up
James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

Kings College
Kings College by asdfghjklsmd September 16, 2017

CTY Easton-Lafayette College 2008 

The best 3 weeks of my life. Don't go-when you leave, you'll fall into a major depression. If you do go, try your hardest to make the time pass very very slowly. And during the last quad time sit in a circle and let the nevermores sit in the middle. Keep the tradition going.

For those that have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, CTY is nerd camp. But its still amazing.

If Farinon isn't open next year, I'm gonna....
I met the best friends of my life-Moe,Alison,Claire,Allysen,and Amanda at CTY Easton-Lafayette College 2008.

I miss playing ERS so much!!