I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋

here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉

by Blue2blue1 July 2, 2021

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013

detroit trash can

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.

I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.

by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

Straight Out of the Can

In gaming or life, a person or group so bad at whatever that in utter frustration you either want to rage quit but instead type in public chat "You are straight out of the CAN". They then ask in anger "Whatcha' mean?!?!", and you say "The Trash Can". You know, like Oscar the Grouch.

You say to the randoms in this mission 'You Guys are "Straight out of the Can" . You suck!!!'

by FujiYugi May 25, 2018