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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater September 4, 2008
mugGet the The Squirrel Farmmug.

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
mugGet the Spider squirrelmug.

Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them
He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch
by Boiaa October 8, 2018
mugGet the Squirrel clutchmug.

squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.
93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.
by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022
mugGet the squirrel tuftmug.

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.
Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.
by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017
mugGet the squirrelingmug.

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019
mugGet the Squirrel Spaghettimug.

Squirrel

A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months
There is a squirrel!!
by nanny the one June 20, 2020
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

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