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Device virginity

When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.
Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 10, 2014
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Supreme Virgin

A Virgin of the highest rank. Possesses an unimaginable amount of power. The only People who can say that they are a Virgin by choice. The People who make the best Virgin Jokes
Example of the Supreme Virgins aka Virgins of the hughest Rank:

I didn't lose my Virginity.
Because I never lose.

There's only one type of bra for me.
Algebra.
by MansurNr001 October 12, 2020
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Virgin walk

there head is down hands in there pockets; stiff walking fast. usually there name is andrew , bald and fat , also someone who plays destiny 2 and doesnt get girls and cant talk to girls
ANDREW STOP VIRGIN WALKING ! UR GOING TO FAST ! WHO R U TRYING TO IMPRESS??? BROOKE???
by MyNameIsAndrew October 16, 2020
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flaming virgin

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.
-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin
by allahfucker September 15, 2022
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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but
Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!
by Goldelox May 16, 2018
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Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.
Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.
by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021
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