Big Mike

Acts like a arrogant ma se poes. Cant vark teach to save his life. He is the definition of Down Syndrome. he takes shits out of his intestine sack.

Eg. Big Mike se ma se poes.

by Big Mikes naai October 13, 2021

Pulled a Mike

1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.

2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.

3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.

1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.

2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.

3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.

by amyfishhouse May 15, 2008

Mike Trike

To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.

I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.

Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.

by Mel06 April 3, 2008

MIKE-club

huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious

Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants

by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

Messy Mike

When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit

My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after

by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017

mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017