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The union jacks 

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1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.
Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap
The union jacks by RoryGalway February 12, 2010
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The Urban Dictionary

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The Urban Dictionary is something u waste time on
I'd love to waste time on The Urban Dictionary!
The Urban Dictionary by ANIME22 January 7, 2020
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The Unwritten Rule of Anal 

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If your girl gets shit on your dick, its her job to suck it clean.
(Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.
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Fucking the Unicorn 

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When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.
A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...

....Neeeeiiighhhh!
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Ponder one's place in the universe 

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To fap. Used in polite company.
1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

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This phrase is mainly used by women who have a certain hatred for ass involvement. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly mainly entails:
The Good: pussy eating
The Bad: salad tossing
and The Ugly: all "nicely" rounded off with ass sex
Carol:So how was last night with Darren???
Ann:Horrible, tried on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly!!!
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