9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

The union jacks

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010