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small talk 

A polite way of saying sex.

A way of saying sex that sounds polite but insinuates really dirty, filthy sex.
Person 1) Where did you disappear to during the party last night?

Person 2) Oh, I just went and made small talk all night with that cute girl i met.

Person 1) NICE!
small talk by dexteramphetamine March 20, 2009

Worlds Smallest Violin 

Worlds smallest Violin is a overrated funny bad song. Funny in this case being so bad its funny
This song is on every bad Gemontry Dash Tic Toc

My theory is that the song is about the tragic events of 2001 In America,
the song is from the perspective of the hijackers.
My proof is under below if you want my reasoning (WARNING MIGHT OFFEND,NOT INTENDED TO HARM JUST A DARK THEORY SCROLL DOWN/UP OR GO TOUCH GRASS)
"I blow up into Smithereens, all up an down the city street"
"While trying to put my my mind to ease" ( ease meaning dying)
"Finishing this melody feels like a necessity"( melody in this case meaning mission)(necessity meaning the pressure from his fellow hijacker and "members")
"somewhere in the universe some has it worse"(trying to tell himself that people have done and been involved in worse as well at battling with the fact that..."this could be the end of me or could just to better me" (talking about how he could go to his religions haven or not deepening on this action)

That is my mad theory
feel free to dislike, i understand that this is not a funny topic especially to those who lost.
but that is also a pretty good theory.
"somewhere in the universe some ones got it worse"
Rember that this song either way is still overated and genrelt bad.
Also if your reading this then that is really a theory in itself.
Guy: Whats that terrible sound?
Other Guy: "i blow up into sm-
Guy: Not that song timmy have you been on you tube shorts?
Other guy: Worlds Smallest violin is a good song
Guy: No its not. Worlds smallest violin is an overrated and very loud song.

small paul 

a guy with a very small penis and an annoying personality
Guy #1: The shirt I'm wearing right now cost me more than what your entire wardrobe is worth.
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Guy #2: Shut up, small paul. At least I have a dick that I don't need a magnifying glass to see. When was the last time you got laid, by the way?
small paul by Dick Bigginton June 2, 2011

small king 

A man who believes he is king with a small penis
small king by Sassyturt November 11, 2015

The Smalley Effect 

When someone makes you think of something in a way that you've never thought about it before; or when a respectful conversation is happening between two people who would normally despise each other.
When a Pastor was asked about Bible verses on homosexuality, he experienced The Smalley Effect as he tried to find an answer.

Brennan small dick 

A faggot who sucks monkey cock and is Jacobs bitch
Is that Brennan

Ya he has a Brennan small dick