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Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024
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Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything
by Sebbyboiishot October 21, 2023
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Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.
Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.
by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023
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Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.
I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!
by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023
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bulemic shopping

Definition: (Verb) Purchasing large amounts of items for the thrill of getting them and then returning them to the store to get your money back afterwards.
Sally goes bulemic shopping every weekend, as she loves to shop but can't afford to keep anything.
by AWC00B November 16, 2023
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School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?
Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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