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Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
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Josh(ua)

This is the name of someone named Josh or Joshua. This person is strong, passionate, honest, loyal, hot, and most of all forgiving. If you are going through a horrible time in your life and you can't be there for the people around you, this person will always stand by your side and make you stronger in your weakest moment. they will never judge you or hurt you and they will always be there when you need them (even if you may have been an asshole, they will still be there for you) ♥️
Person 1: Oh my gosh my life sucks so much right now I'm panicking and scared!
Josh(ua): I'm here for you. I promice. If you need anything at all let me know and I will do it.
Person 1: Even though I was an asshole to you earlier?
Josh(ua): Don't worry about it, I forgive you. Just focus on being happy right now.
Person 1: Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you!
by The favorite <3 November 21, 2022
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josh and stephanie

a cute couple that shouldnt ever seperate
"josh and steph are so cute together" "ya i agree" josh and stephanie
by glass bowl May 21, 2022
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josh malagon

A big tall dark haired Mexican porn star with an uncircumcised Bing bong. He enjoys long walks on the white lane highway and likes to masturbate in public. He low key like short blondes that don’t be cook the FAKIN cookies rights.
HEY JOSH MALAGON!! DO THAT THANG B FARTIN ??
by Oooeeeeooolalatingtang December 7, 2021
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Josh Padek

A hunk of a man that has soft curly hair and beautiful brown eyes. He's so dreamy. I want to touch his leg hair. His sense of style complements everything about his body.
Did you see Josh Padek playing his trumpet, so dreamy!

Dude, Josh Padek is the man, I wish I was him.
by Big Pea April 7, 2022
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Josh knox

This man forcefully puts himself ontop of unwanting women and if hes lucky and she actually wants it (shes a minger) he might get a few/5 fingers up his fudge hole
(Pov a fat girl) oh ye last night i sliped all 5 fingers in josh knox
by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022
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Josh Rogers

Seggsy daddy who makes me happy
Get Josh Rogers in my bed rn
by daddyjoshr November 6, 2021
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