Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"

My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.

by The Clock Worker November 6, 2015

Mooseknuckling

The act of t-bagging anothering human being via seam split private area

Oh M Gee, John is mooseknuckling Jen as we speak.

by Moosie690 December 20, 2015

moosejawing

Moosejawing is a sexual act in which the more dominant partner will open their mouth as wide as it will go and clamp onto the vaginal region while humming. No tongue is involved unless it is accidental. This can last for anywhere between 1 and 10 minutes. It basically just warms the female up for penetration.

Nicolas: Kaitlyn, do you want me to moosejaw you tonight?
Kaitlyn: Of course I do baby.

Woman: Oh my gosh, he is such so good at moosejawing!

by analqueen2k15 January 25, 2016

moosejawing

Moosejawing is a heterosexual and lesbian sexual act during which the more dominant partner places his/her mouth over their partner's vagina and hums. There is no tongue involved, unless accidental. This act can last anywhere between a minute and ten minutes. It serves as a good method of warming up the vagina for penetration.

Jessica: I have a really dry vagina and it makes sex with Chad really unpleasant.
Amber: Why don't you ask him to moosejaw you? You'll be a lot wetter and more comfortable!

Jessica: What is moosejawing?
Stephanie: It is when your boyfriend puts his mouth on your vagina and hums!

by analqueen2k15 March 10, 2016

moosemare

When someone has a moose related incident, the nightmares associated with that incident are called moosemares.

Margaret: Jim, wake up and get me a clean pyjama, i just wet myself during a moosemare.
Jim: Oh ffs not again.

by reuben.abela August 22, 2016

MooseJob

Getting a handjob from a women while she is driving and you are in the passenger seat which causes her to get a speeding ticket.

"We we're driving home from the beach and Heather gave me a MooseJob."

by SlowpokeRodriguez June 30, 2016

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.

by insertuserhere August 2, 2016