jesus juice

all alc mixed together

grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice

by jammers1001 December 31, 2008

jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004

Jesus Freak Scenario

Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.

dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"

dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"

by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011

Jesus Take The Wheel

When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.

"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"

by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008

Jesus Hot

The form of hotness
That is so damn hot, it can only be described as "Jesus Hot"

"Dang, Suzie, is hotter than hot now she's all grown up"
"Some might say she's, JESUS HOT,that Suzie"

by kimmy booth March 4, 2005

Jesus Cookie

A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.

I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.

by dgw November 24, 2007

jesus nelly bells

Expression of disbelief, shock or frustration, especially among older people in South Wales valleys.

'Jesus nelly bells, I can't believe he missed that conversion!'

by scruffbag December 8, 2006