Thick Fart

A fart that's abnormally dense and therefore lingers in the air with a strong smell.

Damn, did you eat a burrito today? I can still smell your thick fart.

by Faranna December 8, 2007

fart cannon

An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.

This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.

See related: Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, fart can

by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004

fart fan

n.

1. the ventilating fan in the restroom that you turn on while you poop.

"make sure to turn on the fart fan when you're in there!"

by Christopher Garza February 4, 2005

Harley fart

Release of flatulence that sounds akin to a Harley Davidson motorcycle engine revving.

Lisa's Harley fart, was unfortunate near the end of her otherwise successful job interview.

by happycrapper September 6, 2007

dick fart

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

by TahTah October 25, 2010

Fart Blossom

Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.

Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.

by bdb71 October 15, 2009

beer farts

Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.

They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.

Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.

John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"

What's that smell? Beer farts.

Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"

by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007