Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.
Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.
Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.
Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.
by Donjohnsonswhitelambo May 30, 2018
Get the Crab-Slashmug. Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
by jtothegat June 11, 2006
Get the Crab-Upmug. "Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"
"Theres some crab outside near your car"
by info24 July 13, 2024
Get the Crabmug. a sea creature with five pairs of legs and a round, flat body covered by a shell, or its flesh eaten as food
We walked along the beach collecting small crabs.
All the shops on the seafront had crab for sale.
This crab meat/salad is delicious!
All the shops on the seafront had crab for sale.
This crab meat/salad is delicious!
by greenzorro February 24, 2020
Get the crabmug. by DJ_Rumbi October 27, 2022
Get the Crab stealermug. When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
Get the Crab Warmug. by Linden&James December 5, 2024
Get the Caribbean Crab Bitemug.