Covid-🐍

When people in some places are more likely to be bitten by a snake or cobra during a lockdown than contracting the coronavirus—these venomous reptiles are being spotted more frequently as they search for smaller or middle sized animals, which have moved away from their natural habitat, to survive.

Due to frequent lockdowns in a number of cities in China, people are more afraid of Covid-🐍 than Covid-19.

by MathPlus July 5, 2022

Covid

Fucked, all fucked up, fubar

This whole scene is Covid.

by NormonMormon January 2, 2021

Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.

Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).

by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

COVID-e

COVID-e Is a situation where your forced to be in a group of people. Example office meeting or tail gate meeting and you don’t like the people there that much. So you use the COVID-e as excuse to get out of attending.

It can also be used when you don’t want to go into store due to the volume of people.

Hey guys it’s a little too COVID-e in here, so i will catch up with you later. (And never do).

by ajax1111 December 21, 2023

Covid-AF

When people do ridiculous things because covid restrictions are lifted.

You see them stripping in the park? That’s Covid-AF!

by LadyDiva June 16, 2021

Covid-🇳🇵

When tourism-dependent Nepal reopens Mount Everest to climbers and trekkers despite having the second highest infection rate in South Asia, after India—it has a population of 30 million people and relies on hundreds of foreign diehard mountaineers every year to feed its 200,000 sherpas, guides, and porters.

The Nepalese government has been criticized for being more preoccupied with their party’s in-fighting politics than the coronavirus pandemic—they’re ill-equipped to contain the Covid-🇳🇵situation in the face of zero community based isolation centers and limited ICU beds.

by Covido December 20, 2020