Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

by chennychen June 4, 2013

park tool

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

by Forumyoung June 15, 2022

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

Tool

Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.

Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."

by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012

Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020

Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

by DarkLarynx September 5, 2011