Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.
Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
by AssMcAssface September 10, 2017
Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
by WrathTheStampede March 30, 2011
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Glitchy speed is the correct word used for players on NBA 2K 24 who are way to mf fast. It's glitchy because 2k creates a barrier in which they are not allowed to go past.
by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024
When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy
by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023
The Need for Speed is a famous line, said by Tom Cruise in the original Top Gun (1986) The line is usually said by people who enjoy anything related with doing something at high velocities such as skydiving.
I feel the need, the need for speed.
-Tom Cruise as Cpt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (Top Gun 1986)
-Anthony Edwards as Nick 'Goose' Bradshaw (Top Gun 1986)
-Tom Cruise as Cpt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (Top Gun 1986)
-Anthony Edwards as Nick 'Goose' Bradshaw (Top Gun 1986)
by PantserKampfWagen May 30, 2023