smellan

A Smellan is a curious creature, only found at the rarest of times. She is defined by a massive smile (some would say a shit eating grin) and bubbly personality. She can't stick to fad diets because shiny things distract her. The only thing that distracts her more is a Farmer. She is a good cook and knows her ability in the Kitchen extends to the bedroom.

Mmm dat one fine Smellan

by Sneechy April 7, 2015

smellester

The act of smelling someone or something with disturbing persistence or interest.

Whenever I get home, my dog smellesters the heck out of me.

by hstark6 May 15, 2015

Smellies

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

by Jax Lyger March 31, 2016

smell righteous

To smell so good you turn yourself on.

Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.

by RST1966 April 23, 2016

Shells

What they call non running cars also Flaco favorite type of car

Dang it he bought more shells

by Shellboss June 28, 2016

smellinate

To produce a smell

The boy smellinated his room

by myeahh November 14, 2016

smallskillz

A person who normally is good at sports and has a small dick and is very funny

Have you seen those smallskillz

by Fytopi November 30, 2016