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A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish
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english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k
by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023
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Circle of Math

If the circle of life was how you can't make a simple equation super hard using calculous, it all connects via the circle of math
Look how needlessly complicated this equation is! That's the circle of math.
by Marett's Definitions Writer August 13, 2025
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chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.
I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.
by Halmos March 12, 2016
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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021
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Math

The toughest language in human history. Something that could explain the world by glorifying counting. Truly beautiful. And people say that shakespeare is better, fuck him.
Average person: MATH IS SO HARD
Math Majors: Wow that's hard yet interesting
by OHHELLNAH May 3, 2018
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024
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Math

"MATH" is why u fail
by No one take this name April 30, 2019
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