monkey but 

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .

The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .

monkey but by W.P. May 2, 2005

monkey tongue 

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

monkey tongue by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Monkey Smasher 

1) To beat a monkey.

2) To Smash a monkey with your "Meat".

Hey Vince you fucking monkey smasher!!!!1111!11!111one!!!11!!!one!

Monkey Smasher by Anthrax July 11, 2004

Monkey Arms 

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.

I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.

Monkey Arms by Jake1675 May 30, 2013

monkey buns 

adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon.

After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.

monkey buns by Nikuru July 20, 2008

Monkey Sex 

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs really out here playing like monkey sex

Monkey Sex by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey Style

The act of sex while one or both participants hangs from an object such as a pipe. It is very difficult to achieve sex while both participants are hanging, so I advise that it is done while only one person is hanging.

Man 1: I picked up my girlfriend last night while we were having sex, she grabbed a piped and hang on while I did her.
Man 2: Oh dude! You did it Monkey Style?!

Monkey Style by King Bologna May 16, 2009