When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
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by Chris Trew February 26, 2005
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Get the john roy mug.One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.
John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".
I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.
by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007
Get the john digweed mug.Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.
John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.
by kiobe June 2, 2007
Get the john mccain mug.noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".
You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
by sam skrambel July 20, 2009
Get the wrong johns mug.A super legit, uncommon name given to guys who have an epic smile, that's so heart-breaking, you would swear that he doesn't have imperfections, although be aware that John Jefferey's tend to be shy, aswell as moody sometimes. They are handsome yet have an uncanny ability to be focused and driven when it comes to academic work, without seeming like a book worm. Can be annoyingly vain.
He's such a John Jeffery! He just tackled me, picked me up and carried me out of the room. I was too capitvated to protest!
by AntAngel January 2, 2011
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