John Basedow 

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.

Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."

John Basedow by tito puente August 30, 2006

John Woo style 

In a manner similar to the action sequences in films by director John Woo. Excessive violence using a pistol in each hand while repeatedly firing at a person, especially while falling to the side, falling backwards, or rolling. See also Gun Fu. This usually contributes to an unusually large amount of explosions.

I shot that guy up all John Woo style.

John Woo style by Monkeypirate September 8, 2005

John Wall'n 

The Sensation Sweeping the Nation. The greatest dance ever created. a simple flex by the Great John Wall forever changed our world.

To flex like and move your clenched fist in and out.

trin: you see jack hit that game winner he was john wall'n after he was so happy

ryan: joe only hit that game winner cause i was john wall'n in the back

peter: he was john wall'n to all the songs last night

john wall was john wall'n after makin dude look foolish

John Wall'n by thecommonfiasco February 21, 2010

John Blaze 

An alias of the rapper Method Man. Comes from the Marvel Comics character of the same name, who was apparently pretty badass. (See Johnny Blaze's Wikipedia entry for a full description.) It is a generally positive adjective that can describe the awesomeness of something. Can also be a verb.

"My shit is more John Blaze than that."

John Blaze by Ruane October 21, 2008

John Elway

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)

When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.

John Elway by J ROG809 October 4, 2010

john lennon 

Member of musical group The Beatles. One of music's most enduring and influential figures.

See God.

Imagine all the people
Living for today

john lennon by Wayne May 13, 2005

John Yakush

Teen Entrepreneur, Website Artist, Creator of Rate Date, Creator/Owner of AllStar Music.

Jerry: Hey Bro, you going to the AllStar Music concert?

Tom: Yeah!!

Jerry: Dude, John Yakush is so lucky, he gets to meet so many celebrities!!

John Yakush by AllStar Music August 25, 2011