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apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.
Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.
by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019
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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021
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jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018
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