Holy Diver

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 5, 2009

holy scumfuck

a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.

Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Holy Shit

When a priest goes to poop, and after the shit gets out of his/her ass, it becomes holy, a holy shit.

My mom wanted to poop, she is a priest, she went to poop, as the shit went down the sink it became a holy shit

by mariamagma November 5, 2016

Holy Shit

Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint, Saint Coprius of Palestine. (Agios Kopros)

The Feast-Day of "Holy Shit" is September 24th

Holy Shit, Intercede to God for Us!

by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006

Holy Diver

When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.

Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"

by Roy E. Munson June 16, 2008

Holy Cross

A tiny private school in Lynchburg, VA with crappy acedemics and a great basketball team. No one but your mom and your math teacher cares what your grades are as long as you play volleyball, basketball, or softball.

It doesn't matter that he has a 1.3, didn't you see his four 3-pointers in a row last night? Hell yea, that's what Holy Cross is all about!

by Non-athlete April 16, 2006

holy crap

A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros

Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!

by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006