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Definitions by mariamagma

Damn Apples 

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake
My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples
Damn Apples by mariamagma November 7, 2016

Holy Shit 

When a priest goes to poop, and after the shit gets out of his/her ass, it becomes holy, a holy shit.
My mom wanted to poop, she is a priest, she went to poop, as the shit went down the sink it became a holy shit
Holy Shit by mariamagma November 5, 2016