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Inside joke by bilingual speakers of English and Japanese.
Intentionally bad parodies of English exploited for comic effect for an intended audience of bilingual Japanese / English speakers.

Examples:

The comedy skit "Tokyo Breakfast", a train wreck between Engrish and Ebonics which lampoons American and Japanese pop culture.

"Taksetawah", a Japanese-sounding name which is actually a tongue-in-cheek criticism -- in Engrish -- of the extravagant expense of the Tokyo Metropolitan building: "Tax Tower".
engrish by Taksetawah May 13, 2005
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n. English spoken with a heavy asian accent The subject of English.

Sp. Variant: Ingrish
(as a mode of speaking)
"Dude, you call yourself a FOB? Your Engrish is horrible! You speak better English than the Americans!"

(as a subject)
asian mom: "You get B+ in Engrish! Why you get B+ in engrish?! Dis is unaxetable! Wut you tink your punishment shood be?"
Engrish by azer29 October 12, 2006
"All your base are belong to us"

I think that says it all, folks.
"all your base are belong to us"
"somebody set us up the bomb"
Engrish by X-S~ July 3, 2004

Englishlovakian

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.
Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
A vocabulary consisting of all letters of the alphabet except the letter "L", in which the letter "R" is used in its place.
Hurro I am Japanese and I have finally learnt how to speak Engrish.
engrish by umbie March 21, 2004

dirty englishman 

a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.
After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.
dirty englishman by mattykay August 20, 2009

Englishtown NJ 

extremely small town in jersey. mostly italian . famous for the white trash RACEWAY PARK.
yo u ever been to englishtown nj? nope but i heard its small and white trash :)