1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.
Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
by I <3 Czech girl"s" February 26, 2010
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