Disturbed Child

Any retard that listens to the shitty band, Disturbed.

The average Disturbed fan.

Dan: "Why does Mike like Disturbed so much?"

Chris: "He's a Disturbed Child."

Dan: "Child? But he's 20..."

Chris: "Any dumbass that listens to Disturbed has the mind of a child."

by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

Distance learning

A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass

Look at the gay distance learning kids

by Harry not Harry November 20, 2018

Distro

Distro Di-St-Ro
The Act of being a Uberly Cool Ninja "From Space"

Distro "You Know how to say it!"
The Act of Running and gunning and destroying everything!

Did You See That One Guy He Was All Distroing it up!

by DistroITsReal November 9, 2011

social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

distute

really really high

"Dude, that was some good weed, cause i'm really distute man!"

by Dakota Snaz June 10, 2009

Distinguify

To distinguish and identify something.

Yo hamilton whats that?

I dunno im trying to distinguify where it came from.

by Johnny John Long August 6, 2011