date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

Portuguese Blind Date

When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.

I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.

by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008

dyke date

A group of girls that gets together for "girl time," ie shopping, lunch or dinner, or just general hanging out.

Often used by fathers who are shamed by the fact that their daughter might be a lesbian, or simply as a derogatory remark meant to encourage their daughter to date guys.

Emily (to her dad): I'm going out with a few of my friends to get lunch!
Dad: Who are the friends?
Emily: Michelle, Amy, and Sarah, of course.
Dad (to himself): Great, she's going out on a dyke date.

by Phil Osborn October 20, 2008

Hot date lips

One who wears bright red lipstick on a date with a sexy person in the hopes to savagely makeout with their face.

I had my hot date lips all made up so I could seduce my teacher into having an affair with me.

by Shelbaycwhoopthazme April 28, 2011

women so hot pls date me

people who love women

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that

by isksjdjjsndjsjsjd lol January 5, 2021

Double Date

When a male gently rests his testicles between a females breasts and squeezes the breasts together.

"Hey man, where were you last night?" "Sorry I was too busy doing a Double Date with Abby"

by cmshinyman November 8, 2020

Date Party

A party that is had in ones apartment, perferably at Georgetown University.

Tool #1: Come on guys, I'm in the mood to GET IT ON!
Tool #2: Sounds terrific, your apartment or mine?

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003