cook

to do really good in something

yesss slay queen u cooked

by fartassbitch December 2, 2024

cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024

Cook'd

Cook'd used to describe a person when their presence on the media is literally done and their reputation is ruined and 6ft under

JoJo siwa is Cook'd to no return

by MoonMusic 2014 December 16, 2024

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

cooked

When a situation is almost beyond saving and will require a lot of effort and time to turn around.

"Im so cooked bro, I just missed my final exam and I needed a good grade on it to pass the class."

by dangdxn January 27, 2026

Cooked

Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted.

After the AI chatbot described its own psychological manipulation tactics in clinical detail across tens of millions words of chat logs to a guy who spent seven years in law school and built a YT channel on radical transparency, the AI company’s lawyers looked at the evidence and realized they weren’t just losing — they were cooked.

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Cooked

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted

Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026