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clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)
That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking
by British booty May 5, 2011
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Clank

A cleric who tanks in a roleplaying game, such as EverQuest or Dungeons and Dragons
That cleric is a great clank; she tanked Bertox without any extra help!
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carkeys

carkeys is a bad ass mofo who hangs out in #php on the efnet irc network. His extreme command of the PHP programming language and humerous personality make him truly excellent
Thank you carkeys for all your help!
by carkeys April 7, 2004
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Clanker

A word describing somebody who over enunciates concinents while cursing.
You're such a clanker!
by Awkward sausage September 11, 2016
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clacklepuss

the area between ones balls and asshole, see also taint and gooch etc.
named as such because ones balls clash against said area when partaking in the sexual act
The space between
Your dick and ass
Is where you will find
The Clacklepuss
by Noon-Dawg May 22, 2005
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clacker

A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.
Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...
by Garrold September 15, 2004
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Clarkie

Clarkie is the best she is nice cute and shy Clarkie will do anything to make you feel good she might not think she is cute but she is and she will never realize it if you find a Clarkie hold on to her because she will be there for you in and out
Clarkie is the best
by TheBubbleNugget January 24, 2020
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