Spoon

is a utensil for eating food.

I got my spoon out of the drawer.

by st4rr3y eyes April 14, 2023

Spoon

Spoon is such a amazing cool and amazing person

Gay1: Spoon is so cool
Gay2: ikr
Spoon: yeah I'm so cool

by spoonypoonspoom November 6, 2021

Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.

"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"

by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016

Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Spooky spoon

Ur worst nightmare

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)

by Noitcere March 28, 2020

Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 22, 2023