5 definitions by NavyGarlic

Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Jupiter

Gods right ballsack

If girls went to college to get more knowledge and we got to Jupiter to get more stupidest. Than who's the stupid one. The dog is obviously smartest as it stayed where it was and wasn't a burst condom

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Emily

The fucking butch of the century

Emily is THICC

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Mirror

Where you look at yo ugly ass

Hello mirror. You look like sheet

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Spoon

A spoon is used to eat things in a bowl but is most com.only used as a cbt weapon

Mmmm I love a good spoon

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019