When you're higher than the Eiffel Tower
Man are you Sped?
Dude, you where sped as shit last night.
A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"