I'll think about it

A polite way for parents to tell their child "No" to something.
Oftentimes this gives the kid false hope that the parent has a chance of saying "yes".

Kid (Who is 10): Can I have GTA5?
Parent: I'll think about it.
Kid: Okay, hopefully you're gonna be fine with it!

by Grabacr March 29, 2025

Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

do you think im only fans to you

somthing retarded luzu said

spoopy: who want to see my cock
luzu: do you think im only fans to you

by jurkin2fortniteskins June 16, 2025

You didn't think you had to do anything about it

And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.

Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.

Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.

by king of uranus August 20, 2025

The Eclipse: Great Minds Think alike

A 2014 film in which he Main Character, Sora, mistakenly opens up a portal to another dimension, releasing Oblivara, A powerful witch who feeds off the ideas of others.

Sora must gather the great minds of five brilliant but rival scientists and end this terror from unleashing across the world.

A rare solar eclipse triggers the scientists to arrive at the same revolutionary idea, forcing them into an uneasy alliance where the fate of the world is in their hands.

Raiden: Hey, have you watched The Eclipse: Great Minds Think Alike?

Teto: Yes, I have in fact watched this film. I really enjoyed it.

by Anonymous0401 September 2, 2025