Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority

I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear

by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018

Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025

Spoons

Something You will never understand.

The questions on the math test were like spoons

by MrSpartan October 25, 2019

spoonfuls of australia

A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.

Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!

by Daddytoes September 4, 2016