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silk-sheathing

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023
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Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!
"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
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three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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touching sheets

send me a video of you touching sheets
by araaradesune July 6, 2023
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three sheets to the wind

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.
“Oh he has navy sheets!”

“Yea you’re fucked
by Mjmarsh August 21, 2024
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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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