Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014

penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.

Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!

by curry_indian November 21, 2019

Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.

“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”

by Viokie October 4, 2021

missing penis

when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs

i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change

by dassfd May 1, 2011

Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.

Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."

by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022

quantum penis

Infinitely small penis

"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"

by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017

Penis Moment

when the sus is imposter

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"

by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021