Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

Spoons

An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons

“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”

by Lou2003 February 08, 2022

Spoon

Special piece of of nightmare

Shut up and go to spoon something, please please.

by Docking lover 69 November 05, 2021

Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.

Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.

by Faelord August 28, 2020

Spoon

That guy that eats everything

He's such a spoon

by Proof!! March 06, 2017

Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.

You're a effing spoon mate!

by Yonkyo November 23, 2013

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith March 05, 2018